Purely Belter

They're a couple of zeros short of a grand

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Gerry and Sewell are broke. Gerry's still at school and Sewell is unemployed. They both wish for better things in life. Owning two season tickets to their beloved football club is their biggest dream of all. The tickets cost £1000 - they're £1000 short. But they are nothing if not resourceful, and they set themselves a mission to raise the cash. While they think up increasingly outlandish money making schemes - from selling junk to shoplifting and the odd bit of housebreaking - real life begins to interfere with the pair's final scam going hilariously awry landing them in jail, only to discover that their punishment gets them exactly where they want to be!

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Creators

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Mark Herman

director

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Mark Herman

writer

Jonathan Tulloch

writer

Cast

Chris Beattie actor

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Greg McLane actor Charlie Hardwick actor Roy Hudd actor Tim Healy actor Kevin Whately actor

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Kerry Ann Christiansen actor

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Jody Baldwin actor Tracey Wilkinson actor

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Willie Ross actor

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Tracy Whitwell actor

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Su Elliot actor

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Daniel James Lake actor

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Libby Davison actor

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Val McLane actor

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Adam Fogerty actor

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Anne Orwin actor

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Lynne Wilmot actor

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Brendan P. Healy actor Alan Shearer actor