The Onion Movie

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Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

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Creators

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Tom Kuntz

director

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Mike Maguire

director

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Robert D. Siegel

writer

Todd Hanson

writer

Cast

Len Cariou actor Steven Seagal actor Larissa Laskin actor

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Ken Takemoto actor

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Don McManus actor Michael Bolton actor Ahmed Ahmed actor Brendan Fletcher actor Daniel Dae Kim actor Meredith Baxter actor Jed Rees actor Rodney Dangerfield actor

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Ahmed B. Badran actor

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Brian Powell actor

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Scott Klace actor

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Barbara Pilavin actor

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Sandy Kenyon actor

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Orlando Seale actor

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Erik Stolhanske actor

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Sarah McElligott actor